'nother one...

[GCVOL1]

The Army found it had too many officers and NCO's and decided to offer an early-out bonus. They promised those who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body, and they could choose the two points.

A Captain who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

A Major who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third man was a grizzly old Sgt. Major who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles."

The officers laughed, and the pension man suggested that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the two officers had received.

But the old Sgt. Major insisted and they decided to go along with him, provided the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the SGT Major to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer then placed the tape measure on the tip of the SGT's weenie and began to work back

Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"

The old SGT smiled and calmly replied, " Vietnam ... where's my money?"?

[shwalker32]

pretty good